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Pillow Pants Edit Meaning. What is Pillow Pants? Pillow pants is in Clerks 2 See pussy troll , pussy , troll , pillowpants 2. See also: Listerfiend "Pillow pants I hope this girl's parents forgot to put a pillow pants in her. See pussy troll , abstinence , the clap 4.

Pillow pants is the name of the troll See listerfiend , snowballing , pussy , snowball , troll 5. See pillowpants , kelly , johnson , clerks 6. A hilarious term used in clerks He shares the same last name with the character Walt "The Fanboy" Grover.

It is unknown whether the two are related. Kevin Smith stated in a recent blog post that Elias was initially conceived as being "border-line retarded," but felt that Fehrman was "too good looking" and made the character extremely sheltered.

Kevin Smith Wiki Explore. Randal Graves : I did not just call Dante a nigger, I just said that 'nigger' is a racial slur. Dante Hicks : So is porch monkey! Randal Graves : Oh, it is not! Porch monkey is not! Randal Graves : All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi.

Hobbit Lover : Oh, Star Wars geek. Randal Graves : Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses. Elias : You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.

Randal Graves : Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons. Hobbit Lover : You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right? Hobbit Lover : Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga. Elias : [chucking] Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar. Randal Graves : Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell.

All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. Randal Graves : Why haven't you fucked Myra yet? Elias : Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.

Randal Graves : What the fuck's Pillow Pants? Elias : Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy. Elias : Pillow Pants is her pussy troll? Elias : Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex? Randal Graves Elias : Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.

Randal Graves : [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias : Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves : Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

Elias : We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves : [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias : [shakes head] Women.

Randal Graves : No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One. Elias : I don't really want to hear this Randal. Randal Graves : The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! Elias : You know I don't like to talk about dark forces Randal. Randal Graves : [singing into P. Jay : [climbing through the drive-thru window] Grandma what was it like? To be on that holiday site. Randal Graves : Late that night I awoke from my sleep.

Jay : Hearing! Randal Graves , Jay : Laughing insane! Randal Graves : Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those Rings movies, he would've ended the third movie on the logical closure point, NOT the 25 endings that followed!

Elias : What's the "logical closure point"? Hobbit Lover : Yeah, friend, enlighten us. Randal Graves : When fuckin' Frido wakes up from his little comer, or whatever, and all the other hobbits are jumpin' on his bed. Randal Graves : And then Sam leans in the doorway and gives him this very fucking gay look.

Elias : Not The Rings, Randal! Say what you will about Jesus, but leave The Rings out of this! Hobbit Lover : [getting angry] I'm gonna kick your ass back to The Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth. Randal Graves : That look was so gay. So I got to wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. Randal Graves: And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randal.

You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have already, if it wasn't for Lister Fiend.